Emu Chicks and Death Metal | Emu chicks hatch from eggs ranging in size from 400 to 900 grams in weight, with the average being near 550 grams or about 1.25 pounds. Upon hatching, the chicks [rock your face off angrily] and they will have a yellowish-white and black striping used to camouflage them in the wild. At five weeks, the chicks have grown to 23 inches and transition through [the blood, sweat, and tears of the masses]
Whale Sharks and Geto Boys | “Slick Rick and Scarface share that ability to get under your skin by dredging up the kind of emotions that [whale sharks] don’t normally talk about with each other: regret, longing, fear, and even self-reproach. You don’t spend every moment of your day as a f*cking killing machine. That’s the stereotype of young [whale sharks], of course. And sometimes we play along with it. But it’s not true, even when we wish it was.” -Jay-Z, Decoded.